It was a good weekend to be a Chicago sports fan (more on that later), but a bad one if you wanted to watch the Bears play where I live. I have the blessing to live in south-east Wisconsin, which in case you don't follow anything sports related is through and through Green Bay Packer country. It doesn't matter where you live in this state, it is full of Packer-backers from International Falls to La Crosse to Racine. How strong is this tidal wave of love for the local NFL football team? So contagious is the football fever in this state, so strong is the support for one Brett Fav-ruh, so crazy are this state's inhabitants that they made my mother a die-hard, every Sunday, holler at the idiot in black and white stripes Packer fan.
Wow.
Naturally, finding fellow Chicago Bears fans who aren't hiding behind green and gold can be a bit of a problem for me. Don't misunderstand, there's plenty of us, especially in SE Wisconsin where we're closer to Chicago than Green Bay. But showing blue and orange around here will do more than get you arrested by the fashion police. You'll have to endure the ridicule of Packer fans who won't miss an opportunity to point out our paltry record against the Packers since the QB from Southern Miss took the reins (4-19 with 10 straight losses at home).
It was with great relief that I visited ESPN.com Sunday morning to see that the Seattle @ Green Bay "Reunion of Former and Current Packer Coach Hate Fest 2003" game would be broadcast on Fox while the Oakland @ Chicago "Da Bears Still Suck" game would have a home on CBS. I diligently went to work getting some important assembly programming done in the morning in anticipation of seeing my Bears' feeble attempts at crossing the elusive goal line in the afternoon.
Imagine my surprise when I turned on CBS several hours later when I saw not an NFL football game, but an infomercial for Chef Tony's stainless steel, super sharp, imported from Taiwan, whizzbang, super-duper, all-in-one cutting utensil!
Sadly, this has happened before. As if it's not bad enough that Bears fans must endure disappointing season's dotted with successful campaigns labeled flukes by opponents. Or the embarassment of the Super Bowl Shuffle during our most recent days on top of the NFL. Or the voicing of disappointment from former Bear's great, Dick Butkus, on the current state of a proud franchise.
No, the state of Wisconsin also sees to it that the misplaced, disenfranchised fans of Da Bears living in the refugee camp of Wisconsin aren't able to watch their team on television when their precious Packers game is being broadcast on an entirely different channel. As if I'd find Brett Favre dancing and hugging other men in the end zone more entertaining than the lovable Chef Tony.
Bah.